Thursday, January 12, 2006

Vick

I am going to keep this post short. It is late and I have been moving stuff back into my room all day.

Anyway, a couple days ago things blew up with Marcus Vick. First he was kicked off the football team, then he was arrested for flashing a gun at some highschoolers.

If there was ever a case for a kid getting put into jail for just being an all around piece of garbage and showing no signs of improving, Vick is it. I read the max he can get in terms of punishment is three years. I hope he gets every day of that sentence, and not some lazed fine that his brother will pay for him.

If somebody has repeatedly shown that they lack 1. the ability to function on their own, 2. respect for the laws 3. that they are a complete piece of garbage and a liability to society, and 4. that they have no desire to change they do not deserve to be treated to anything less that a near maximum punishment.

Lets think about this. Money wont make the kid realize what he has done wrong. Mabye some prision time will. I hope to god that he ends up in jail for this, I just don't think he will.

In closing.....

The 5 Step plan to becomming Marcus Vick:

Step 1: Buy some fifteen year old girls alcohol and attempt to take advantage of them (even though you could get with 18 year old girls with little effort).

Step 2: Get off easy on Step 1, proceed to drink and drive.

Step 3: After older brother rewards you for drinking and driving by paying for a personal driver, flip the bird to some fans that are taunting you by reminding you of you screw ups. Since you know they are right, just flip them off and make yourself look like an idiot. Make sure your coach goes easy on you because after all, they were taunting you.

Step 4: You are almost there, step on one of the best defensive linemen in the gams leg, on national television, then lie about doing it on purpose, get caught in that lie, and make yourself look like a total jag. Get kicked off your college team but smile the whole time because "you are going pro."

Step 5: Complete the cycle of screwupness by pulling a gun on some highschoolers to show them you are a big, bad, NFL tough guy.

Somebody put a military uniform on this waste of life, and send him into war, don't even bother with the bullet-proof vest. What a waste.

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