Monday, January 30, 2006

Tool

So today I was looking around the internet when I ran into this article in a college newspaper.

Now, before I go any further, let me say one thing: I am all about somebody defending their friend in public. I think that is an act that should be commended not condemed.

That said, this guy is a HUGE TOOL. Let's look at this article in two ways.

First, it is a rant against the use of the LSAT score. Since I don't feel like reranting about this argument, please see some of my earlier posts for my views on why this person needs to shut up.

The second problem I have with this article is that he published it in the first place: "Oh my friend got screwed because he didn't get into Penn Law."

Ok buddy, news flash. The reason your friend did not get into Penn Law is probebally the exact same reason he WANTED to go to Penn Law: Because it is very selective and full of good students. Think about it. If Penn let in every kid with a high GPA, low LSAT, and good COLLEGE LEVEL extra curricular activities (he cites being on three college level executive boards as good EC's) then they would have to multiply their class size by 10 and greatly decrease the quality of education they can offer.

The question is, what was his LSAT. The author talks about it being below 170. Was it 169? 166? 160? This is pretty important information to know it trying to look at his friends situation. If it is lower than a 168 the kid just flat out didn't have a chance from the beginning and should have accepted that long ago.

Why on earth would you write this column? If I was Penn Law, I would send out a rejection notice to the columnists friend on the spot.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Everyman

One of the organizations I am involved in has borrowed a standard from the American legal system that is not necessarily the best. This is the "ordinary man" standard. Essentially, in order to close off loopholes and to keep people from only following the letter and not the spirit of the law, this standard was established to determine if something falls into a certain group. Essentially, if the ordinary man believes something falls into that group, then it is part of that group.

Now the merits of this type of subjective standard have been debated time and again and I do not wish to rehash the arguments. What I do wish to do is pose a question. What if the ordinary man is an idiot? Now the quick response is that being ordinary means of ordinary intelligence, however when you are applying this standard to college students, and especially college students that after very social, this question becomes very legitimate. So what do you do when the standard is ordinary but the ordinary person is stupid? Lets take this out of context to show what I mean. Lets say the rule read something like: "If the ordinary person believes X to have consumed too much alcohol, then......" Now an ordinary person would see somebody visibly intoxicated and say "they have consumed too much alcohol," however an "orginary" college student would see the situation and say "they have consumed a normal amount of alcohol." How do you rectify the situation? Would it be an ordinary person exercising good judgement? Now we have introduced another subjective term, good judgement. What determines good judgement? Is it an "ordinary person's definition of good judgement?"

It is a silly situation. The standard works in the law, it doesn't work in governing college organizations, and its fustrating.

I'll be gone this weekend at leadership conferences, I'll post again when I get back.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Rules

People's disrespect for rules and laws never stops amazing me.

Before I continue, I want to say that I accept that we are all hypocrits and as a result of this, please do not send me hate emails about how I am fully of it because I speed then complian when people break other laws.

The second idea that kills me is when people think punishment is supposed to be nice. I talked to a friend today who was talking about how the state has ruined his life because they took away his right to drive (not he uses the term right) until he turns 21. I asked him why, he told me "because I got a DUI." Ok, now lets thing about this... you drink and drive, put everybody on the roads near you at danger, put yourself at danger, get caught, then complain that you are being punished and that the people punishing you ruined your life? You ruined your life you stupid idiot. Correct me if I am wrong, but if punishments are not unpleasant, aren't they no longer punishments? I mean, is "go sit at the strip club and get free lap dances" really a disincentive to do anything? No. I cannot stand when people do this.

I have also had this situation occur in my recent IFC life. Essentially somebody was told "you can't do X" and then tried to ask "well what if we do X ALONG WITH this other group." This kills me. If I said "you cannot leave the state" and you said "what if I leave with my neighbor" how is that different? YOU ARE STILL NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS.

My second complain is people who flaunt rule breaking as if it does not apply to them. Lets think about this. Not only do you break rules, but you do so proudly and publically. Great decision.

End rant.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Opionista

Ok, so I had origionally planned on posting about another of my classes (which sucked), but before I got to that I ran over an awsome post that I could not ignore.

If you get a chance check out Opinionista.

This article is an awsome example of the type of lawyer I do not want to be. Essentially this woman was criticized for bashing "Biglaw". After she revealed herself people attacked her law school (Virginia) her Undergrad (Dartmuth, spelled wrong) and her firm (are large NY firm).

My is this important? Well outside of the fact tha all those impress me, there is the fact that it shows what I don't want to be.

A status whore of a lawyer that cares about nothing but prestige.

Anyway, this is short, but I wanted to point it out because it is an awsome read.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Another class update

Continuing with the pattern that I have started, I am going to give a quick review of what will probeablly be my most difficult class, ECO 333, Intermediate Macroeconomics.

This class is going to SUCK. I mean SUCK HARD! I tried this class once before and it didn't go so well and things aren't looking that much better this time around.

The teacher seems very smart, though somewhat dry. He spent twenty minutes talking about how he doesn't know the authors but he knows the slant of the book.

Also, there is a regression paper where you must pose a relationship between four variables and then test it. It sounds sorta tough, but it could be interesting.

Overall this class is going to be tough, but every major has to have at least one class that will be tough.

I'll keep you posted.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Chem-misery

Yesterday marked the beginning of what just might be the most unusual chem class I have ever taken. The class in question is Chem 300, thats chem and civilization for those of you that do not have a freakish knowledge of my college's course listings.

The class is supposed to deal with the various practical uses of chem in our everyday lives. Here are some thing that make me think the class will be..... odd.

1. The teacher came in for the first day of class dressed super casual.
2. We filled out a set of questions before the class that had everything to do with our personal lives and past and NOTHING to do with chem.
3. During his lecture I learned exactly NOTHING that I didn't know before the age of 16.
4. He asked if we thought he was about to blow stuff up.
5. He has taught the class in summer school and is using the same material.

These are all good signs that the class will be odd.

I am heading out this weekend for a Greek Leaders hug fest, aka the IFC\Panhel retreat. I will be back tomorrow, hopefully with at least one good story.

On the law school\politics front, Playboy had a really interesting article (right between two even more interesting photo spreads) about the members of congress that always speak their mind. Worth a read...... and a look!!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Economics of Love

No No, this isn't going to be a post filled with the details of any one of the many areas that "family economists" (read: super super macro economists) have developed some theory to describe things that should otherwise be obvious.

This is a post about what will almost certainly be one of the oddest experiences of my academic career. The first clue is that this is an Honors Seminar, meaning it will deal with academic content not normally covered in the classroom. That said, the class also features a professor I know fairly well, a room full of student that are not econ majors (everything from health science to music), and at least one girl that things love and her fiance are the be all end alls of the world. In fifteen minutes this girl managed to mention her boyfriend 3 times. Kill me.

Anyway, the purpose of this post is to 1. tell you that this class is going to be ..... interesting. The second, more important purpose of this post is to talk about an academic complaint: beating a dead horse.

I love class participation. I think that students learn better when they interact, ask questions, and push theories (by asking questions). This is one of the reasons I love economics, it is an entire field of study aimed at building up a theory then trying to push it until it breaks. This said, DO NOT CONSTANTLY REFER TO THE SAME EXAMPLE OR THOUGHT OVER AND OVER. Am I mostly annoyed in the case because it is a girl constantly gushing about her boyfriend? Yes, definately. Would I still be annoyed if it was a guy constantly reasserting his theory of consumption in any possible avenue? Definately.

Here is a word of advice: If you find yourself refering to the same thing (that isn't part of the text material) three times in three different interactions with the group, you are starting to get on my nerves. If it is a personal life example, then I am REALLY REALLY pissed off. If you bring it up on more than two days, shut up, keep your hand down and sit quiet.

That class will be very interesting and thankfully, I believe very easy. Our final project is to examine economic choices related to emotions in a movie. I think I am going to stick with my legal obsession and use Paper Chase as my movie: Lots of cost benefit analysis there, espcially decisions under time constraints.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Start your engins

Well classes are about to start and I figure that means I owe everybody a post about my upcomming semester. My upcomming semester academically will be less stressful, however my other activities will add sufficient stress and responsibilities to keep me from being able to relax and take the semester off. I have 12 normal hours (Advanced Leadership, Quantatative Methods II, Chem and Society, and Intermediate Macroeconomics, in order of difficulty) in addition to two 1 hours seminars, one through the honors program (economics of love) and one through the econ department (Jr. Colloquium) which should be challenging but interesting. I also hope to try and earn internship credit for my work with IFC.

That said, I make it a tradition to give a prediction of my grades and this semester I came up with the following

Jr. Colloquium: pass
Honors seminar: A
QM 263: A
ELH 300: A
CHM 300: A
ECO 333: B

So it could be a good semester, though I am not certain of any of the A's (which makes me nervous).

I don't really have any economic thoughts for you, but I do have some interesting advice to pass along. John Spence spoke this weekend and he said something interesting that many many people should consider: you can't complain about not getting the results you want unless you have done everything in your power to dedicate yourself to achieving them. This fits perfectly with LSAT preperation. I hope I get the results I want. To this end I am going to try my best to do everything I can to succeed. I know that no matter what I do I can still probebally do more, but when it comes to LSAT prep, this time, for the first time in my life, I plan to actually dedicate myself 100% to a single task for a month and a half. More time would be doing more, so while this isn't really "all I can do" this would be me giving it a very very good try. Hopefully I will succeed. Wish me luck.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Mid Year

Well I haven't posted in a few days, but rest assured, I have had a good reason. I was in St. Louis for my fraternity's leadership training conference. This occurance (me being gone for conferences) is going to become a theme this semester.

The conference was...... average on the whole, but mostly a collection of awsome and boring experiences. The highest two points were when an alumni initiate of ours (Brother Spence) gave a short, 40 minute presentation about life planning and success to the group. It was filled with a lot of good information and some interesting ways of approaching things and while a lot of it is just "saying things that you already kinda know" it was still VERY helpful.

The second high point was Matt Hunt's ritual debrief. the session was filled with lots of good information and featured several interesting discussions. Combine this with having two of my biggest questions answered and it was an all around successful experience.

There were also some down points, for example the LONG discussion of generic campus problems.

Overall I am glad I went, I learned some things and had some fun. Additionally, I had some time to continue readin "How to Talk to Liberals If You Must" and thus far have four observations.

1. She does a fun job of taking liberal arguments, decomposing them, then saying what everybody is thinking (in terms of why it is a stupid argument) but doesn't feel they should say because it has been decided to be insensative or not PC. She has a lot of strong arguments.

2. A large amount of her arguments fall into a large series of arguments ad hominem (spelling) where she just attacks the people talking, for example "Ted Kennedy said X, probebeally while drunk and killing somebody."

3. I wish she wouldn't treat liberals as one entity. Just because a democratic president in the 60's said something doesn't mean it disproves or makes liberals hypocrits now.

4. A lot of her arguments (especially about the ways liberals have tended to argue recently) and the drastic shifts in what is important (ie honesty) from the Clinton presidency to now in their eyes are really interesting.

I look forward to finishing the book and seeing if these points continue to ring true.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Vick

I am going to keep this post short. It is late and I have been moving stuff back into my room all day.

Anyway, a couple days ago things blew up with Marcus Vick. First he was kicked off the football team, then he was arrested for flashing a gun at some highschoolers.

If there was ever a case for a kid getting put into jail for just being an all around piece of garbage and showing no signs of improving, Vick is it. I read the max he can get in terms of punishment is three years. I hope he gets every day of that sentence, and not some lazed fine that his brother will pay for him.

If somebody has repeatedly shown that they lack 1. the ability to function on their own, 2. respect for the laws 3. that they are a complete piece of garbage and a liability to society, and 4. that they have no desire to change they do not deserve to be treated to anything less that a near maximum punishment.

Lets think about this. Money wont make the kid realize what he has done wrong. Mabye some prision time will. I hope to god that he ends up in jail for this, I just don't think he will.

In closing.....

The 5 Step plan to becomming Marcus Vick:

Step 1: Buy some fifteen year old girls alcohol and attempt to take advantage of them (even though you could get with 18 year old girls with little effort).

Step 2: Get off easy on Step 1, proceed to drink and drive.

Step 3: After older brother rewards you for drinking and driving by paying for a personal driver, flip the bird to some fans that are taunting you by reminding you of you screw ups. Since you know they are right, just flip them off and make yourself look like an idiot. Make sure your coach goes easy on you because after all, they were taunting you.

Step 4: You are almost there, step on one of the best defensive linemen in the gams leg, on national television, then lie about doing it on purpose, get caught in that lie, and make yourself look like a total jag. Get kicked off your college team but smile the whole time because "you are going pro."

Step 5: Complete the cycle of screwupness by pulling a gun on some highschoolers to show them you are a big, bad, NFL tough guy.

Somebody put a military uniform on this waste of life, and send him into war, don't even bother with the bullet-proof vest. What a waste.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Alito

Well thus far I have refrained from any type of comment about the presidents recent nomination of Sam Alito to fill the open seat on the Supreme Court. With Senate hearings kicking off today, it seems a good time to finally weigh in.

First and foremost, the ABA awarded Alito its highest ranking. While the ABA's opinion really isn't all that important, it will be interesting to remember this as the story unfolds (specifically if a strong partisan split develops.)

Ok, on to his record. Republicans will shame me for thinking this, but I am pretty indifferent towards abortion. I know, I know, its a big deal issue, but I just don't feel like I have a strong opinion one way or the other.

On one hand, I do believe it is life, which would make terminating it murder. On the other hand, I understand that legitimate reasons for termination exist. Would I want somebody close to me to have an abortion: No. Do I think they should have the right to: I don't know. With all of the other (important) things issues on the table (like the other implications of the "right to privacy") I feel like anybody who is making their judgment based only on abortion is a fool. Look at the big picture. There are other issues like security and privacy that will require a far more difficult balancing act and have the possibility to affect our lives far more.

Essentially, I think Alito has the possibility to be a good justice in the sense that he has the respect of the legal community as a scholar\jurist. If not electing the knock against him will be his view, and I am not yet certain I am comfortable letting the US Senate decide what views should and should not be represented on the Supreme Court.

I am happy with Alito as a candidate, what worries\interests me is the process. I sincerely hope that the senate does not fall back into the trap of taking "advise and consent" to mean "we get to decide if we like the way the man thinks or not." The senates job is to determine qualifications, Alito clearly has them. If they have issues with his views, they need to find a better outlet to voice them than a "No" vote in the Senate.

I am not going to lie, I think the Senate is the least responsible of the national governing bodies (I couldn't think of a better term that ment three branches and two legislatures). The court doesn't strike down laws on the grounds of being "bad public policy." They have never even struck down a law for being "an example of pure pork-barrel legislation," even when the law\act of congress boarders on bribery of certain areas to support policy. Why? Because they can't and they know they can't and they respect the institutions of government too much to do so, yet the Senate constantly feels as if it can strike down a judge for no reason other than not liking his judicial philosophy. Essentially we let the group with the least respect for the purpose of our institutions (and in turn the largest feeling that their power is what is important) decide who gets a spot on the institution that has done the best job of showing restraint and not overextending its power.

I have lots of faith in the judicial branch. I have some faith in the executive branch. I have minimal faith in the legislative branch, especially the Senate.

So to get back to the original question, I am pretty neutral about Alito in terms of liking or disliking his judicial philosophy. I certainly feel that he needs to be confirmed. I am generally disgusted with the process of confirming justices.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Young Law School

Today I want to address an issue that I have been turning around in my head for several weeks now. What should I make out of "young" (recently founded\accredited) law schools. In thinking about this question I first realized that there are too many types of "young" law schools to be able to tackle this question all at once, so I broke it down.

First, there are schools that are not yet accredited by the ABA. I am not a gambling man, and I have never been a gambling man, so that mentality combined with the fact that I should have good enough numbers to avoid this plight makes these schools an easy decision. Stay away. It seems to me that non-ABA accredited schools should only be a last resort.

The next group in the provisionally accredited Universities that don't seem to have anything "special." In other words, X school that is on the way to accreditation but doesn't do anything unique that draws my interest. Again, these are an easy no and I believe they should be for anybody with a choice.

That brings us to the next group, the recently accredited schools. By recently accredited I mean schools that have full accreditation but that have not been around long enough to 1. build up a national reputation and 2. have not been around long enough to have its graduates rise to the ranks of hiring partner at some firms. As you can tell, my main concern here is that the lack of an alumni network will hurt in finding a job. It seems to me that this, combined with the fact that a new school will likely be an unknown commodity (or at least, will not yet have established a strong enough reputation to land its graduates in top jobs) could become a huge weakness when it comes to employment. Sort of Princeton creating a law school (and having instant name recognition\strength), this seems like it would be a problem for new law school. In general, my conservation nature would again say to pass on these schools.

But then comes the tough group, young schools that have a "hook." In other words, schools that do not yet have a strong alumni base but that have something to offer that is unique, positive, or better than what I might be able to find in a comparable older school. This becomes a particularly interesting issue in two ways:

1. The school has some attribute that I like and will offer more money that a similarly "ranked" (remember I see rankings as a general grouping) school will offer me.

or 2. Because of the newness of the school, I will be able to get in and take advantage of the "hook". In other words, its the only school (or best school) with X attribute that I can get into here.

An example of situation two would be a D.C. law school. Somebody without the grades to get into GW, American, and GULC, and for the sack of argument lets say they do not want to attend Howard, might consider an unestablished law school in the area because they want to be in D.C. and take advantage of the cities vast resources, but cannot get into another D.C. law school. In the case of D.C. specifically, one might even be inclined to go to the young school because the location, might mitigate the weaknesses in job searches.

The first type is the one that has been troubling me. From reading between the lines it is obvious what school I am talking about: Ave Marie.

Ave Marie is a VERY conservative law school founded just a few years ago in Michigan. Ave Marie has tremendous financial support from, among others, the founders of Domino's piazza. Ave is VERY conservative (think BYU for Catholics, even more so than Notre Dame) and has the backing of several conservatives justices (Bork comes to mind). Additionally, they will likely fall somewhere in the low Tier II or High tier III schools in this, their first year of being fully accredited. Most importantly, they have been offering lots of very lucrative scholarships to people with average numbers this admission cycle (162 and a decent GPA has a good shoot at full tuition from the looks of LSN).

So if faced with the possibility of getting a uniquely non-liberal education at a school with a chance to rise in recognition over the next fifteen years for free, what is one to do? I have been thinking about this a lot. After all, what good is a degree if there are no jobs that will hire you. On this flip side, the range of acceptable jobs becomes a lot larger when tuition is reduced to $0.

I will have to think about this some more and pay careful attention to the job placement rates of Ave grades this year (and equally importantly, see if any of the judges supporting Ave take grads as clerks). The best time to evaluate this decision is probably next year, after another year of data comes out, but as of now it seems like an interesting trade off, no alumni for free law school.

If I had to decide now I would pass, but that doesn't mean if I am in this position next year I won't think long and hard about accepting.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Rankings

Please please please people, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RANKINGS!!

As a corollary to that, Please please please stop saying stuff like "X is a very underrated law school" followed by some stupid justification of something good about your law school clearly makes it underrated because "rankings don't day Y into account."

Now to address each of these in turn. As for rankings. Sit down, shut up, and get over it. I am not saying rankings are the be all end all. I am not saying rankings should be the primary factor in a person's decision about where to attend law school, however some people find them to be a useful tool, and many many people (myself included) find them to be a good starting point for looking at law schools, so GET OVER IT. Some people find the rankings have value, so they use them. If you do not feel they have value, then don't read them. If somebody comes up to you and says "my school is better than your school because it is ranked 80 and your school is 82, feel free to slap them in the face and call them an idiot, but don't make it your lives work to constantly bash on rankings as useless and problematic. Rankings are great for getting a general sense of the "pecking order" among colleges. As long as you understand that small differences between schools in the rankings does not represent a small difference between schools in reality, there isn't really a problem. Where problems occur is when people do not get this idea and decide to move across the country because X law school is ranked higher than Y law school. When it comes to these people I have one thought: You are an idiot that cannot read a composite score. If somebody is foolish enough to do this, let them. That said, I do not think the rankings are a perfect representation of the quality of each school, in fact, I see big flaws in the most common rankings (US News), but these flaws don't change the fact that it has value as a starting point.

I am from the Northwest Suburbs of Chicago. Growing up whenever I was tell people I wanted to go to law school I would be met with, I have X relative that went to John Marshall (pride smile) and tales of how great (insert random city school) is and how it is a top school. I carried these ideas with me (generally) until I got older and decided to look at some facts. Gee, turns out that John Marshall and Depaul, schools that I had been led to believe were top class law schools are actually the middle\bottom of the pack. Isn't it better that I find this out now, rather than later? At least with rankings I was able to find this out quickly and easily, as well as see just how large the different between them and other local schools (say U of I or Loyola) was. Similarly, growing up I never really had a concept of how school stacked up. Growing up in the Midwest there is very much a feel of "you go to a Big Ten school, wow," so when I finally got to high school and was exposed to (get this) the fact that other areas of the country had equally good and even better schools, my viewpoint changed. If there wasn't some central source for data (some sort of rankings) I would likely still believe (or at least have to do extensive research to disprove the idea) that say.... Penn State, a Big Ten school is better than George Washington (a far away school in a minor basketball conference). So why does any of this matter? Well basically because picking a law school is hard, and when you are first starting to look at schools it is nice to have some jumping off point to work from. And if you are going to reply by arguing that "you could still look at things like starting salary, quality of the applicant pool, or overall prestige," then I have a reply for you: Salary is skewed by location and the other factors are a part of the rankings and are often the most controversial elements.

If you want to complain, complain that students are a problem because they misuse the rankings, but don't take away one of the easiest starting points for prospective students to use in selecting a law school.

As for people who like to say "our school is good at X which the rankings don't consider," get over it. EVERY school has some strengths that students there see that others don't. At the end of the day, let your heart be warmed by the fact that you feel this factor is important.

Finally, to the people who like to talk about how your school is underrated, get over it. Are there underrated schools? Sure. In Chicago I see that because of faculty prestige Kent is typically seen and "better rated" than Loyola, when in reality Loyola probably places its students as well if not better. I am certain there are countless situations like this, but in general I have yet to see a situation where it really really seems to me that a school is completely misplaced. I haven't seen every school or gone through any legal education, but in general whenever I listen to arguments for why a school is underrated they seem weak to me.

Here's the facts: there may not be an objective standard, but there is certainly some general hierarchy that can be seen among schools. If nothing else, look at where employees choose to go for their students. There are better schools and there are worse schools. For every Harvard there is a Cooley and generally arguments that a school is underrated cite some random aspect of the school that really doesn't have much to do with anything. "We are attached to a federal courthouse." Really? How do your school's students place relative to other schools in your area? How are the starting salaries? Do you attract a top notch applicant pool? No? Ah who cares, you are next to a courthouse, your school is clearly important! I just don't get it.

Even better is the argument that "at the end of the day you all have a J.D." True. I fully agree, we are all lawyers and if we want to hang out our own shingle, we will all be on essentially equal footing, however for those of us who want to find jobs working for somebody else, at the end of the day, going to Harvard is better than going to Michigan State, which is better than going to Cooley. Also, why is it you never here people saying "A B.S. is a B.S. so just because my son went to Princeton doesn't make his degree any better than your son that went to Southern Illinois University. I don't know anybody who would buy into that statement, so why is it when it comes to law school we like to pretend like everybody is equal? This is just silly.

As a final comment, people like to argue that "just because a school gets students with a higher LSAT or GPA doesn't make it better. It is true that the LSAT and GPA are not really related to the legal education a school gives. That said, high LSAT\GPA applicants have the "first crack" in selecting which schools they go to, so if a student is looking for the "most desirable" school, it would make sense to say "well of the people that could go anywhere, where have they chosen to go" and look from there. Essentially students are in many ways looking at what schools the students with choices tend to go to. I don't see how this is a bad thing. Harvard, Yale, Stanford, and Michigan were good schools and still recruited the best students in the Nation before the rankings started to be published. All rankings did was show that there really is a quantifiable difference in the quality (quality as measured by the factors admissions committees have chosen to focus on, gpa and lsat) of applicants at those schools. If different factors were considered important, I would be willing to guess that these schools would still be filled with applicants possessing the highest caliber of whatever qualification was believed to be most important.

In touchy-feely American, people always want to feel that everybody is equal and often ignore that different people really are more or less qualified sometimes. We aren't all equal in merit. Get over it and stop distorting reality to make yourself feel better.

I'm going to have more on this rant at a later date.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Contract Fever

Ok, so today I discovered that I really am a huge legal nerd. I was watching Fever Pitch (dont ask) and when the ending of the movie came the first thing I thought was "that isn't a valid contract."

Let me set the scene:

The main character inherited Red Sox season tickets from his uncle. He has previously gone to every game for twenty years. His girlfriend leaves him because he is obsessed with baseball so he decides to sell his tickets for $125 thousand. While sitting in the seats with the person that is going to buy the seats (who is holding a contract we are supposed to believe will become binding when signed) everybody that sits around him (and presumably has sat around him for a very very long time) is trying to talk him out of selling. Several reasons not to sell are given, one of which is "it is illegal, you are supposed to give the tickets back to the team if you do not want them." Some explination about him still getting the tickets, then giving them to the buyer is given. In the final scene of the movie, Drew Barrymore goes running across the field to stop him from selling the tickets because she knows he cares about them so much.

My law-nerd problem with the story line is this: If the official sale of the tickets was "illegal" then the contract would immediately become "voidable" as I understand it. Unless I am missing something, even a signed contract would be no more than a handshake agreement between them that could be broken at any time.

Am I totally off base here?

Regardless, discovering this totally ruined my night, not because it ruined the movie but because it confirmed that I truely think like a huge dork.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The clearing cloud

The more I think about where to go to law school, the more I get confused. Originally, my decision was easy: Take the LSAT, apply to all the schools I am interested in, see where I get accepted, see if anybody offers me money and if so how much, then decide between "the most well regarded school I get into (likely the highest ranked)" and "the school that gives me the most money.

The more I talk to people, the more I think this isn't the best way to think about things for a few reasons. First, I was recently talking with a 1L at Loyola (Chicago) about job placement. It seems that the city schools are still able to place fairly well downtown. This wasn't a surprise (after all, people routinely tell perspective law students that "A school's reputation is strongest on its home turf." What was a surprise to me is that after taking a quick look at employment statistics (which are by no means completely accurate) it appears that the difference in schools 20-50 really isn't all that big. This wasn't a huge shock, but it certainly called into question my theory on selecting a school.

The second event that made me think was a mostly serious post I read on another blog. The post said something along the lines of this: "Better schools have better students which means you have to work harder to earn the same place on the curve." Going hand in hand with this is the assumption that equal amounts of work will get you farther towards the top of the class at the weaker of two school. Now I am not lazy (ok.... I'm not always lazy), and I am not going to select a school simply based on where I can slack off more and be ok, but if this is true then it seems where I go really isn't that important because whatever effort I give will end with me essentially having the same job prospects (and if this is true, I am best served by going to the cheapest school I get into).

I am by no means saying that I will select a school according to either of these rubrics. I will probably still fall back on my old theory of selecting school.

That said, it opened my eyes.

And now for a little fun. Here is a conversation I had with a policy holder at work today:

Him: Hi I am X, my daughter had her car towed today, what process do I need to go through to have her car towed.

Me: (Thinking - call a tow truck and give them the address) Well sir, insurance companies do not actually tow vehicles, rather we refund the cost of having a car towed after you have it towed, assuming you have towing coverage.

Him: And what if we do not have towing coverage.

Me: (Thinking - then why the hell are you calling me) Then we do not refund the cost of towing.

Him: Then why do I have insurance.

Me: (Oh God) Well your current policy covers any damage done to your vehicle or another vehicle by your vehicle.

Him: Last time this happened you covered it.

Me: Yes but after that you removed the coverage.

Him: Well I didn't know I would be left holding the bad?.

Me: Excuse me sir?

Him: I didn't know that removing labor and towing coverage would make me have to pay to have my car towed.

Me: (Thinking - what did you think labor and towing covered) Sorry sir, towing is covered under towing coverage.

Him: expletive directed at insurance companies.

Over.

People are friggin stupid.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Logic

The more blogs I read the more I become convinced that while there are plenty of boring, uptight, arrogant, and dry people that attend law school, there are also plenty of people like me, loud, laid back, not lazy but not into killing myself people that also attend law school. I have decided that the problem isn't that everybody is dry and uptight, rather the problem is the people that jepordize the majority of the floor and face time in law schools are the people that fit this stereotype.

What does this mean? Not much other than all hope is not necessarily lost.

There was an interesting post on barelylegalblog.blogspot.com several months ago where one of the two bloggers that runs that site claimed the key to having fun in law school was to attend your saftey school. While I do not necessarily agree with this theory, and I definately do not plan on putting it into practice, the attitude (that law school is not the be all end all of your existence) is certainly an accurate one.

So what does any of this have to do with the title of this post, "logic." Nothing. My comment on logic stems from a conversation I had recently that went something like this.

Scene: A logal store

Me: I need some cough medicine

Employee: Do you want to take it before bed or not.

Me: I'll just take one that wil not put me to sleep, then I will take it before bed and fall asleep on my own.

Employee: No, you see these either stimulate you or put you to sleep.

Me: What? Where does it say that.

Employee: Right here, it says "non-(insert word that means sleep inducing)."

Me: That doesn't mean that it keeps you awake, that just means that it doesn't put you to sleep.

Employee: Its the same thing, it either puts you to sleep or keeps you awake.

Me: I cant beleive I'm having this argument.... what would water be under your logic?

Employee: Water isn't medicine.

Me: Yes, but it doesn't put you to sleep or keep you awake, so just because it doesn't put you to sleep, doesn't mean it keeps you awake.

Employee: I'm confuse.

Ok, so mabye me example was a little off base, but the idea here is simple. Just because something doesn't put to you sleep doesn't mean it has to keep you awake, it can have no relationship to how well you sleep. This person is clearly an idiot. I find myself noticing logic flaws like this all the time and when I point them out, people always have the same reaction: Stop talking like a lawyer. I'm not talking like a lawyer, I'm talking like somebody capable of translating his thoughts into english correctly.

So mabye I'm a little closer to uptight law school prick than I am willing to admit, but at least I can express my thoughts in proper english.